Thursday, December 29, 2016

Media [Star]Gatekeepers

Scientists pick up deep space signals which could PROVE aliens are trying to contact humanity ... The region where the signals are coming from ... is located about 3 billion light years away from earth. [More]
Reality ain't these guys' strong suit, is it?

Who better to "inform" the rest of us?

They do the same stupid sh** with everything else, including, of course, guns.




3 comments:

Bad Cyborg said...

There is so much wrong with that article and the (alleged) journalist's conclusions that it totally boggles the mind. Wonder if the author is aware that if the alleged "signal" is coming from somewhere 3 billion light years away then it took 3 billion years to get here. Why send out a signal which could not be replied to in under 6 billion years. 6 billion years is almost half the age of the universe and is time for the star around which the homeworld of the message's originators to go nova depending on its class.

I don't know what those folks are smoking but it must be VERY powerful.

GaryM said...

Well see, the signal is going faster than light. So it gets here in about 2 years. Wait, if it's going faster than light we probably couldn't detect it. Never mind! My tinfoil hat just melted.

Henry said...

Isn’t this the newspaper whose claim to fame is the photo of a different big-boobed bimbo on page 3 every day? Don’t overthink this one, guys.