We're the Only Ones Continually Getting Away with It Enough

Two Florida cops are accused of breaking into homes, stealing cars, water-boarding suspects and taking 'trophy photos' of them for YEARS [More]

And no doubt "the vast majority" will be shocked to learn of "a few bad apples" in their midst, especially since "According to the Sweetwater Police Department, the arrests 'are part of a larger investigation based on decades of corruption, cultivated from the top down'."

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